I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Come share oat with me in your robe
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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