And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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