Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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