wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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