She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
this hospital has no fireball
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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