My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I need to sanitize my soul.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
jump out the window naked night went bad
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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