I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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