VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There's always time for handjobs
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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