my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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