PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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