Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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