You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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