So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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