Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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