I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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