Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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