did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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