i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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