I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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