Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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