I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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