so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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