I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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