No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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