What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't deserve a penis
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize