Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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