The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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