I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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