Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't think brook has ever known best
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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