whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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