I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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