theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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