I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize