HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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