I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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