i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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