Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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