The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
its not stalking. its research.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
3 2 1 whiskey
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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