Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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