this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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