I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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