That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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