so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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