What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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