There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She's JV to your varsity
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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