I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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