Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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