i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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