just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Where is the hickey?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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