how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my sisters under your porch take her home
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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