Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well you can't waste a boner
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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