Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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