I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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