you're like a bully in the Christmas story
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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