Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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