Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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