if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
